Area Man Finishes Entire Netflix Queue, Still Feels Vaguely Empty

TOLEDO, OH — After 14 months of deliberate effort, Kevin Marsh, 31, completed every show on his Netflix watchlist Sunday evening and sat in silence, unsure what he had been trying to accomplish. "I thought finishing would feel like something," Kevin said, holding an empty popcorn bowl. "It felt like finishing a bag of chips. You are not even hungry. There is nothing to do with your hands." The watchlist peaked at 94 titles and included three cult documentaries he does not regret, a Spanish thriller he watched in English and feels bad about, and eleven episodes of a home renovation show he added ironically and watched with genuine investment. Kevin has already started a new watchlist with 67 titles. His therapist, reached for comment, said she was "not surprised" and was "very available."